• "This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things" political satire t-shirt exposing congressional corruption, government waste, & the reckless mismanagement of American resources. Featuring bold typography and a minimalist design, this anti-establishment tee makes a statement against fraud, bureaucratic incompetence, & the squandering of taxpayer dollars. A must-have for those who demand accountability & transparency from elected officials. Wear it loud and proud to call out the system’s failures. Color- Red2
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  • "This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things" political satire t-shirt exposing congressional corruption, government waste, & the reckless mismanagement of American resources. Featuring bold typography and a minimalist design, this anti-establishment tee makes a statement against fraud, bureaucratic incompetence, & the squandering of taxpayer dollars. A must-have for those who demand accountability & transparency from elected officials. Wear it loud and proud to call out the system’s failures. Color- Ash1
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  • "This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things" political satire t-shirt exposing congressional corruption, government waste, & the reckless mismanagement of American resources. Featuring bold typography and a minimalist design, this anti-establishment tee makes a statement against fraud, bureaucratic incompetence, & the squandering of taxpayer dollars. A must-have for those who demand accountability & transparency from elected officials. Wear it loud and proud to call out the system’s failures. Color- Grey1
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This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things - Calling Out Congress Tee

This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things - Calling Out Congress Tee

“Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.”
— President Ronald Reagan

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